I'm 18, and I'm a runner in college. My friends say I'm a diva, and that couldn't be more accurate.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: angrybagel)
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Mean But It Came Out as Really Funny: A 5-part documentary starring me.
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
me and my friend were talking and-
“you mean my friend and I”
sabrina gets a little too silly but she manages to set the record straight
“youre a good drawer”
sext: BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.
in your /tagged/me like
having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch
